Description: SET OF 30 "PARKING VIOLATION" TICKETS Perfect for when that person parks ridiculously and you want to give them a piece of your mind, LOL. EACH READ:"This is not a ticket but if it were within my power, you would recieve two. Because of your Bull Headed, inconsiderate, feeble attempt at parking, you have taken enough room for a 20 mule team, 2 elephants, 1 goat and a safari of pygmies from the African interior. The reason for giving you this is so that in the future you may think of someone else, other than yourself. Besides I don't like domineering, egotistical or simple minded drivers and you probably fit into one of these categories. I sign off wishing you an early transmission failure (on the expressway at about 4:30 pm). Also may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits. WITH MY COMPLIMENTS" There is also blank spots to hand write the province or state, licence plate #, time and make of automobile to make it more "personal". Colors picked randomly unless specified at checkout. These items are new but do not include any packaging. These will be shipped Standard US shipping from USPS in a regular envelope. I am not responsible for anything that happens if getting caught placing these on cars. I suggest to not do it, for just in case purposes, but if you do so, it is solely at your discretion.
Price: 4.95 USD
Location: Battle Creek, Michigan
End Time: 2024-08-04T22:36:53.000Z
Shipping Cost: 0 USD
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All returns accepted: ReturnsNotAccepted
Brand: Unbranded
Type: Parking Joke
Occasion: EVERYDAY
Theme: BAD PARKING
Country of Manufacture: United States
